I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
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I'm not saying you're stupid, you're just unlucky when it comes to thinking.
I just realized. I don't care.
It's my fault for believing you could do it.
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
If all the idiots in all the villages left their villages and formed their own village, of idiots, in that village you would be the village idiot.
I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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I'm ready to listen, are you ready to think?
I'm happy, don't wreck it by talking.
You're as sharp as a marble.
You've only got two brain cells and both or them are fighting for third place.
You aren't the biggest idiot in the world, but you'd better hope they don't die.
You're so far behind you think you're first.
You've got two brain cells - one's lost and the other's out looking for it.
I expected nothing, but I'm still dissapointed.
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